Hailcat Financial Planner

HAILCATFINANCIALPLANNER

Try a money move. Watch how the whole story plays out.

A retirement planner that runs a thousand lifetimes so you don't have to guess — median net worth, your odds of staying solvent, and what actually moves the plan. Guided by Maximillion, your box-cat money buddy.

Nine lives of planning, in your pocket

Answer five quick questions and see your first number in under a minute — then make the plan yours. Every plan gets stress-tested, ranked, and drawn out as a story you can actually read: no spreadsheets, no jargon, no guessing.

Run a thousand lifetimes

Monte Carlo puts your plan through thousands of market paths and lifespans. See your median net worth, your chance of staying solvent, and where the good and bad tails land.

See what moves the needle

Drag one lever — inflation, returns, spending — and watch the plan react live. The tornado ranks every lever by impact, so you know what's worth worrying about.

Compare money moves

Line scenarios up side by side — "keep working" vs "retire now," this house vs that one. Flip between today's dollars and nominal in a single tap.

Watch the whole story

A living chart of your liquid net worth as it builds toward retirement and draws down after, so a decision today has a face you can see. Touch any input and the line redraws instantly.

Model your real life

Social Security claiming ages, Roth conversions, pensions and RMDs, healthcare and Medicare costs, your home and mortgage, federal and state taxes — the messy stuff real plans are actually made of.

Keep score in the Journal

Log your real net worth over time — investments, retirement accounts, cash, home, debts — and watch the actual line grow next to the plan. Your safety net too: back it all up to your own iCloud or a file.

See the whole story unfold

Median liquid net worth, building through your working years and drawing down in retirement. Retire a little later and the line rides higher, longer; retire early and it cuts closer. Every lever you touch redraws it.

NET WORTH

Median liquid net worth by age

Retire at 67 Retire at 62

SAMPLE PLAN · RETIRE AT 62

$925k

Median net worth at 80

71%

Chance solvent at 80

51%

Success over a random lifespan

87 / 90

Life expectancy (you / spouse)

Illustrative projection, not a forecast of your results. In the app these numbers are yours — every input, every lifetime, recalculated live.

Take Maximillion home 🐾

Hailcat Financial Planner is on the App Store for iPhone & iPad. Free, no account needed — and the financial data you enter never leaves your device.

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